I’m working my brains out for redesigning a website. The client is one of the major law firms here in Bucharest and the request was horrible: make it simple. I hate when a client does not know what he wants. Simple can be very difficult to achieve as there are many kinds of simple. Whatever, I’ll finish it these days.

Freaky me, being tired I am listening to Beatles’s I’m so tired instead of trying something hard, maybe some Nine Inch Nails… Anyway, when I am this way I miss alot the small village my father was born in. No internet, no GSM signal and full of nice and friendly people. None of the Bucharest morons living with the idea that they bought their car with the air around it as a bonus.

What I love there is the view: just in front of the house there is a church with a huge tree in the courtyard. I asked the elders how old that tree is and apparently it was that big when they were kids so noone knows its age. I think it is there from the beginning of the time.

That’s a new one. My better half got a laryngitis so violent that she cannot speak. This is the third day and I have to admit that was cool in the beginning as she usually speaks alot.

Now it’s my turn, I guess. I almost cannot speak, I only whisper. The sensation is strange because I am trying to talk in full voice but what comes out is different than my mind is expecting.

This is what I call a quiet family

I don’t know if you know so I’ll tell you: Romania will host the biggest NATO summit ever between April 2 and 4. I am Romanian so this concerns me too and if I say that my parents live just between the buildings that will hold that summit you will know that it concerns me even more.

So the police, army and what other forces we may have here sealed every single hole in that area so no evil muslim can reach Daddy Bush and our other guests. In the mean time it looks like anarchists all over Europe are planning a trip here, just to show us how the future looks according to them. And these ones do not come though sewers.

Until now Romania is considered one of the safest European countries, as nothing happens here, no matter what. A calm and peaceful bit of that planet. And I love it this way. I don’t need Antifas throwing stones at someone and I don’t understand why some european communist lovers should get in here to start trouble. 50 years of communism did nothing good to that country and as far as I know no person with working brains needs that back here.

As any extreme ideology, communism is evil. It does not differ from fascism. In fact, we had both so I can tell. And I wonder how stupid can someone be to really believe that forced equality is ok or, to tough the other extreme, that there is a race better than the others.

I think someone should give them an island so they can live the life they want there. and maybe, near that island, they can populate another one with some nazis. Satellite pictures of their behaviour will provide lots of entertainment for all civilised human out there.

I just found out that Snoop Dogg have a twitter account. You know, the service that allows you to share with your friends every single move you make? So noone will guess anymore how many times you went to the toilet each day?

So Snoop Dogg is using twitter, nothing unusual, it’s a public service. Unusual is the language he’s using for communication:

Whuts craccin – tha new CD Ego Trippin is out today go pick that up – ugotz2doit, chuuch!!!

I suppose it’s english

I hate people sending mass mails and mass messages. First of all because I don’t like reading “general” messages and also because in 99% of the cases the message is stupid or pointless.

Yesterday I received one of these messages:

On March 29, at 20:00 turn off the light for an hour and save some energy for the planet

Well, let me make it clear for you. The first 21 years of my life were marked by communism. Almost every single day the Big Brother powered off the whole country for at least one hour. This means I had my share of saving for the planet. I actually saved for Earth Hour 2008 until Earth Hour 9673 so spare me. In fact, I saved even more if you think that I had not only the lights turned off but anything involving electricity. So I’ll pass this one, I had enough darkness in my life. And please, stop sending mass messages. Save the bandwidth.

Woke up this morning, got myself a gun

Do you know Woke up this morning? Written and sung by Alabama 3, a group that I like alot, themesong of The Sopranos series. But this is not I wanted to talk about. I woke up this morning and the image I saw stroke me: it’s spring time. I was feeling it quite sharp during the last days, as I am an Aries and people like me needs to fornicate more than usual during springtime. Well, people like me needs to fornicate all the time but during springtime the sensation is almost unbearable. Anyway, today I saw flowers. I like them, especially the white and the blue ones. I love them in their natural home, I love buying flowers and I think I should stop here, otherwise I will get this blog banned pretty soon

I think this is it for today.

Now this is supposed to be my first post. My hi, this is me, come and love me people. The piece of shit every wannabe blogger posts in the very begining. Let me make it straight to you: I’m not a blogger nor want to be one. I’m not a nice person man, although I used to be one. It all stopped being this way the day I was deceived by the one I never thought it will. Starting that day I do not have any close friend left, al my so called friends become people I know.

Also, You need to know that I am not a native english speaker. If they are any faults in here get over them or if you cannot drop dead, noone will notice a missing moron. I do not use person instead of man or woman or any other euphemism. I use straigh thinking, straight speech and I think all of you politically correct ones out there should see Demolition Man or read these bedtime stories to get a clue of your idiotic state of mind. This is not evolution, but decerebration. Herd spirit at its best.

This is it. Now any accidental visitor should know a little about me. I will not make this one public, I do not comment on blogs so I do nothing to get visitors. This is my place.